Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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