They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
