yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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