i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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