Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
