I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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