Sponge bath it is.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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