I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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