I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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