just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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