how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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