sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't turn off my feet"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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