Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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