What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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