This girl is more easily done than said...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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