i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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