i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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