If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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