i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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