Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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