He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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