How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
