are you still at the devil's house?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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