Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
this just has baby written all over it
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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