just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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