I want to make a zoo with you.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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