We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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