its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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