Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I will pee on everything he values.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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