Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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