Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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