what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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