Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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