i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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