69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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