guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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