You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I had to cum in my sink.
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