You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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