glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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