Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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