I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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