another moral hangover. fuck.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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