Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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