Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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