id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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