I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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