I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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