I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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