But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
sarcasm needs its own font
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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