my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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