belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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