I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
