he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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