I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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