how can u be prego again
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
