and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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