Say something about gay babies.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So many bounce houses so little time
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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