Don't you send me to vm
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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