My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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