I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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